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Jon came on my eye.

I. Had. Cum. On. My. Eye.

Words do not BEGIN to express how thankful I was that my eyes and mouth were closed.

I have no idea where his new obsession with cumming on my face came from, but I’m almost to the point of telling him I’m ready to start trying again to prevent him from doing it again.

Oh my gawd you don’t even know how horrible it was.

I think I have cum-matted eyelashes.


And now it’s starting to sting a little.


If I wake up with a red/puffy eye because he gave me some kind of infection via abnormal bacteria around mucus membranes, I’m going to just cry.


Cum. In. My. Eye.


Sorry for the tmi post, night bloggers. I can’t sleep and so this is what I post about.

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Cause I need House on my blog.

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3jaculate: bum-skiid: timeislovegottorun: A walrus hides its face in embarrassment as a man presents him with a cake made entirely of fish. THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE SEEN IN WEEKS  LOOK AT HIM AND HOW CUTE HE IS BBY OMFG GHJFKASGAS omfg come here bb Zoom

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A walrus hides its face in embarrassment as a man presents him with a cake made entirely of fish.

THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE SEEN IN WEEKS 

LOOK AT HIM AND HOW CUTE HE IS

BBY

OMFG GHJFKASGAS omfg come here bb

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universe-of-beaches: BBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM

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His frustration is perfect.

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toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”

fries

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