I. Had. Cum. On. My. Eye.
Words do not BEGIN to express how thankful I was that my eyes and mouth were closed.
I have no idea where his new obsession with cumming on my face came from, but I’m almost to the point of telling him I’m ready to start trying again to prevent him from doing it again.
Oh my gawd you don’t even know how horrible it was.
I think I have cum-matted eyelashes.
And now it’s starting to sting a little.
If I wake up with a red/puffy eye because he gave me some kind of infection via abnormal bacteria around mucus membranes, I’m going to just cry.
Cum. In. My. Eye.
Sorry for the tmi post, night bloggers. I can’t sleep and so this is what I post about.
A walrus hides its face in embarrassment as a man presents him with a cake made entirely of fish.
THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE SEEN IN WEEKS
LOOK AT HIM AND HOW CUTE HE IS
OMFG GHJFKASGAS omfg come here bb